Q. What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.
Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
So I went back to work yesterday after having the summer off. Even though there are 4 of us that are pregnant, everyone made a huge deal out of us with our new bellies. 🙂 I was smothered with kisses, hugs, and belly rubs. The faculty all made me go up on stage in front of the WHOLE school to turn sideways to show off the bump. 🙂 Everyone screamed and cheered for him when I announced it was a boy. Who could ask for a better support system at work? I’m a lucky girl. Aside from my back aching and spasm-ing, it has been a great first two days.